Doc Bill


After serving one tour too many in the sweltering polar jungles, our hero (Doc Bill) found himself unable to fit in. This debilitating, burning desire which came from deep inside could not be satiated, until he hitch-hiked (ask your grandpa what that is) to Colorado. Bill sleeps now, he eats, he enjoys nature in all its splendor, and what’s more? He gave up most all his VA meds and no longer craves the chaos of war, but the serenity of his soap making classes and once a month hike to some remote hot springs that are said to be occupied by the spirit of a Shaman. Still, Bill can’t get off the ibuprofen, it makes him feel dirty to even miss ONE of his 3 daily doses of 800 mg in one giant pill. So no, you may never be able to give up the magic little pills that cure virtually everything that hydrating and changing your socks won’t, but at least you may not be a miserable prick to everyone around you.


Our creation of Doc Bill (look closely, he may be familiar to you.) and his Happy Vet CBD Products. The military uses Ibuprophen for everything, civilians use CBD for everything. Doc Bill, thinking outside of the box again, has combined them to create the super healer pill! Snake oil at its finest, this stuff will cure everything from the common cold to writing bad checks (not really), get yours TODAY!!

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